I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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