I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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