# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
My ass is underappreciated
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
