Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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