I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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