Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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