I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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