did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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