No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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