Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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