i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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