he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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