I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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