Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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