I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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