I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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