Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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