you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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