I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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