You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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