Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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