Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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