i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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