Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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