O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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