I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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