i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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