Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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