How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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