Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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