last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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