Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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