Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He better not be in your backpack
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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