I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
not ubering you a puppy
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
