Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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