He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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