shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I need a beard to bite.
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