But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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