On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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