Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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