So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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