I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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