Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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