I cut my penus on the lid.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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