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hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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