is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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