dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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