My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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