i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
