I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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