Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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