I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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